London : Capital City of The Country With The World's Best Parents

Parents in London have a hard time. With all of the drink, drugs and football around, where is the chance to get a word in? Unless of course, your children are getting all of this - from you. Whatever happened to the good mannered Englishman portrayed to the world? We need more of those kinds of parents, and less of these:

FROM THE SUN

THE devil brothers' "scum" parents have vanished after it emerged how they let their young sons watch porn and slasher movies and smoke drugs.

The mother and father - who allowed the boys to drink cider and vodka - split four months before their sons tortured two lads aged 11 and nine.

The jobless dad, 37 - a violent drunk - moved to Edlington, South Yorks, the village where his sons carried out the attack.

The yobs stayed with their mother, 36 - who would cook cannabis-laced chocolate cake.